Indicators my stress level is code red

I guess I have a few "tells" when I'm really stressed.  So I hear from others telling me so.  I asked the kid to contribute her thoughts on my tells as well.  
1. I say the f word. Multiple times.
2. I bring home alcohol
3. I sit on the floor. For extended periods of time
4. I make a Facebook post. (Lol...had to laugh cause the kid yelled out this one). 
5. I eat a whole box of chocolate covered cherries.

6. I download Adele's new album. (I kinda love it) I just heard from the other room "Are you listening to Adele?"  I said yes....the kid replied "add that to your list."  I had already typed it, haha. 

Could be worse tells I suppose!